teamfreesexuality:

totoislostinoz:

carry-on-my-consulting-tardis:

“What house?”

“Montague!”

“whAT HOUSE?”

“MONTAGUE”

“WHAT HOUSE?????”

“MONTAGUE!!”

“MONTAGUES! GETCHA HEAD IN THE GAME!”

The fact that someone else thinks he looks like Zac Efron makes me so happy.

#I thought I was alone this whole time

no, my entire class said it. apparently my teacher points it out every time she shows it so people will shut up about it.

zeldalise:

oh my god I just realized something okay

so if yahoo is buying tumblr for about $1 billion and tumblr is estimated to have 50 billion posts then it means that every post is worth two cents

I am actually giving you my two cents in every post

dampsandwich:

how gross would it be if girls pooped

zackharie:

school more like

friendlypokemonreminders:

Friendly reminder that Magical Pokemon Journey had a chapter about the journey of a senile Quagsire to find the Charmander he’d been friends with in his youth, only to find her grave…and then he promptly forgot all about it and once again tried to find her.

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

this will never not be hilarious to me

rapewhistled:

bumrollplease:

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

i literally say this a hundred times a day

*16 year old girl voice* literally.

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what